"Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Discussion of vintage Jazzmasters, Jaguars, Bass VIs, Electric XIIs and any other offset-waist instruments.
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Post by Pacafeliz » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:50 am

Ok this thread has derailed brutally. Post pics.

Of butchered guitars, that is. Not Bieber.
Again: NO BIEBER PICS. :wtf:
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Post by Mechanical Birds » Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:56 am

But also he’s popular like solely with pre-middle school girls. Is he even a thing anymore? Pop music is such a weird fucked up thing

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Post by N0_Camping4U » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:51 am

Eric Harris: I’m sorry I have so much rage, but you put it on me.

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Post by s_mcsleazy » Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:08 pm

N0_Camping4U wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:51 am
oh my god look at this!

https://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/msg ... 02207.html
its been posted here before but its still bad
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Post by Pacafeliz » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:00 am

...my latest find :fp:

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Post by Ceylon » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:24 am

Pacafeliz wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:00 am
...my latest find :fp:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, oh that headstock.

Well, it's awful, but at least it wasn't ever anything expensive :D
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Post by higgsblossom » Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:57 am

Convert that to a Tenor and it’s just fine...
"500€? That's the price of a J Mascis Jazzmaster!"

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Post by s_mcsleazy » Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:54 pm

ok. 100% honest. we look at this now and think "oh dear god" but i've seen enough 70's vans with this shit painted on them...... however imho the price is way too high. maybe $1000 at most.
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Post by SignoftheDragon » Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:50 pm

Dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Fender-Electri ... SwIF5cpWbg

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

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Post by Pacafeliz » Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:37 pm

SignoftheDragon wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:50 pm
Dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Fender-Electri ... SwIF5cpWbg

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
Oh this one again.
I love it!!! :?
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Post by higgsblossom » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:01 am

6500€? That’s 13 JMJMs!
"500€? That's the price of a J Mascis Jazzmaster!"

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Post by mgeek » Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:36 am

s_mcsleazy wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:54 pm
ok. 100% honest. we look at this now and think "oh dear god" but i've seen enough 70's vans with this shit painted on them...... however imho the price is way too high. maybe $1000 at most.
If there was a chart this seller would be at number one for most appearances. He just has a massive troll hoard full of overpriced rubbish

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Post by Mechanical Birds » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:37 am

SignoftheDragon wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:50 pm
Dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Fender-Electri ... SwIF5cpWbg

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

The guitar is like one of the least offensive things ever posted in the thread!

The real inexcusable garbage is the run-on x 30 description that doesn’t actually describe anything even though it’s had significant mods. I’ll forever stand by the Strat Jack being one of the most innovative and smart and useful features in all of electric guitars, so I ain’t mad at it.

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Post by PorkyPrimeCut » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:39 am

higgsblossom wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:01 am
6500€? That’s 13 JMJMs!
This is a guy in Germany who's come up a gazillion times because of his insane over-pricing. He used to post very limited descriptions in large multi-coloured text & generally used one photo per auction. So, this is a marked improvement as he's post a few detailed pics. Whoopee!!

I seem to remember this body being on a complete guitar (how could you forget that paint job) so I've a feeling he's having to part it out. Maybe he's finally realised that he'll never shift stock if he's asking so much?
I also see his colourful descriptions have gone & have been replaced with even less informative descriptions in black & white followed by a HUGE amount of T & Cs. How typically German! AVOID.
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