1. An MIJ Jazzmaster, because owning a vintage one is unrealistic at this point, and I'd feel less precious about upgrading parts.
2. A thinline telecaster. Dean McMullen from Muncie Girls plays one and it looks and sounds beautiful.
3. A 70s stratocaster. Tried a 73 in a shop once, best guitar I ever played. I didn't have £3000 though.
For guitars of the straight waisted variety (or reverse offset).