AliExpress monstrosities
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I unironically like the Djentmaster. A dream guitar of mine would be a 7 string Jazzmaster with 3 Lace Alumitones.
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As long as the p-bass pickups had blade polepieces, that would probably work just fine. Also, it would be cool as hell. I wonder how that would sound.
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I gasped and then LOLed. Hoooooo boy. I guess you could call that the... Reichenbacker?LVC wrote: ↑Sun Oct 02, 2022 2:24 pmOh, I've just remembered one I saw a long time ago on AliExpress. You're going to have to take my word for it, because it looks like it's been pulled since ― thankfully.
It was a guitar shaped like a Swastika ― definitely not a Hindu one, as it was painted in the colors of the German flag. I shit you not.
EDIT: found a pic floating the web. As far as I can remember that's the one I saw.
Hmmm... It's a counterclockwise Swastika, but still.
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The cool thing about fretless is you can hit a note...and then renegotiate.
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Yes, I've been particularly offended by these cropping up all over.
Almost offended enough to throw a couple bills at one to see just how offended I should be!
It does have 12 strings after all- am I not obligated by my quest to PLAY THEM ALL!?!?!
I hereby give ANY AND EVERY OSG member permission to punch me in the gooch if I ever spend money on one of these.
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With the dual P-Bass pickups I now wish that it was a bastardized mix of a Electric XII and a weird early 80s BC Rich Bass. GIVE ME A MOCKINGBIRD 12, YOU COWARDS.SignoftheDragon wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:15 pmYes, I've been particularly offended by these cropping up all over.
Almost offended enough to throw a couple bills at one to see just how offended I should be!
It does have 12 strings after all- am I not obligated by my quest to PLAY THEM ALL!?!?!
I hereby give ANY AND EVERY OSG member permission to punch me in the gooch if I ever spend money on one of these.
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A XII styled 8 string bass would be awesome.
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In theory, shouldn't the P-Bass pickups work just fine for a guitar though? Each string/string pair would still be in between 2 pole pieces, just like the bass strings, and there are a few guitar pickups that already do that.
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I'm sure it would work fine, just as a Strat pickup works fine in Musicmaster and Bronco basses. In fact I've been very curious about trying bass pickups in guitars myself... It's just that it looks pretty tacky on a guitar that is trying (not very hard, admittedly) to look like a Fender XII.
Anyway... I know some people on OSG are quite sensitive about the shape of the current Mustang control plate, and how it doesn't closely follow the edge of the body. So...
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003825535050.html
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Hahaha this looks like the Jagstang if Kurt played a Kalamazoo instead of a Mustang.LVC wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:30 pm
Anyway... I know some people on OSG are quite sensitive about the shape of the current Mustang control plate, and how it doesn't closely follow the edge of the body. So...
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003825535050.html
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In all honesty, that's no uglier than the actual Jagstang.
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How dare you insult TEH KURTZjohnnysomersett wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:56 amIn all honesty, that's no uglier than the actual Jagstang.
I’m impressed with the body shape. That’s actually pretty accurate.
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I stand by my opinion on TEH KURDTZ... great singer and songwriter for sure but terrible guitar tone and a terrible guitar designer.sal paradise wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:59 amHow dare you insult TEH KURTZjohnnysomersett wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:56 amIn all honesty, that's no uglier than the actual Jagstang.
I’m impressed with the body shape. That’s actually pretty accurate.
And doesn't know one end of a shotgun from the other
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The production on Nevermind is incredible. Butch Vig made a DS-1 work, imo.johnnysomersett wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:21 amI stand by my opinion on TEH KURDTZ... great singer and songwriter for sure but terrible guitar tone and a terrible guitar designer.sal paradise wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:59 amHow dare you insult TEH KURTZjohnnysomersett wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:56 amIn all honesty, that's no uglier than the actual Jagstang.
I’m impressed with the body shape. That’s actually pretty accurate.
And doesn't know one end of a shotgun from the other
I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion?