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Anybody know any good drummer jokes?

My favourite is:

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

I know some really cheesy ones


Ever hear about the drummer that graduated from high school?
Me neither. 



What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common?
They both suck without cream


How do you get a drummer to slow down?
Put sheet music in front of him

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up


Since I'm a drummer I got to throw in a guitar joke

How do you get a guitarist off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza

I know a pretty bad one:

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.


Also guitar joke:

How many gutiarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change it and the other four to talk about how much better they coulda done it.

What do you call a Drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless

http://www.drumjokes.com/

My favourite one has turned out to be the pacific islan/bass solo one. More a bassist joke than anything else, but still. That's the one that stuck.

Forgot about this one, actually:

• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

The punch line I knew is actually better, I think... " either the knocking speeds up or he comes in too early" . (Edited to get the actual punch line right. Too early, that was why it's funny.)

Edit: sorry, Nate, overlooked your post!

NBarnes21 wrote: How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up

Or, in case of drummers, just didn't understand them in the first place .

Marquischacha wrote:
Also guitar joke:

How many gutiarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change it and the other four to talk about how much better they coulda done it.

Hahaha! 

My other favourite

How can you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

Orang Goreng wrote:
Edit: sorry, Nate, overlooked your post!

NBarnes21 wrote: How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up

Quite alright