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Unsolicited gratuitous Jaguar porn

Post by Gav Haus » Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:33 am

I post this not for any other reason than it looked pretty in the daytime light, so I thought i'd share here, the most captive of audiences. Only for enjoyment purposes you understand. My 62 Slab Jaguar in all its finery, and the one I'll take to my grave.

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Post by PorkyPrimeCut » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:07 am

Utter filth!
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Post by SignoftheDragon » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:43 am

Harrumph!

Fodder for perverted minds.

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Post by SWFC68 » Tue Dec 15, 2020 10:06 am

Beautiful

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Post by supersonicjazzmaster » Tue Dec 15, 2020 11:57 am

Aaaahhhhh! Wondafuuuuul!
One of the few sunbursts with which I would fall in love.
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Post by Gav Haus » Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:40 pm

It always had to be a sunburst for me; all the ones I saw and lusted over as a kid were bursts, and so they were the ones I coveted most. Jags and jazzmasters in my minds eye are burst and tort, and they’re the only guitars that combo works on.
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Post by mordecainyc » Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:53 pm

Yummy :?

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Post by Axolotl » Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:20 pm

That's one gorgeous Jag. I'd brag all over here if it was mine. Enjoy it, play it, cherish it.

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Post by papa_hotel_delta » Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:32 pm

definitely pup-tent material

looks like a refret?

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Post by Gav Haus » Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:34 pm

Nope, no refret - all original. Well, a staytrem, but the original is in the case along with the mute
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Post by Maggieo » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:36 am

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Post by R_T_Hermit » Sat Dec 26, 2020 2:52 pm

I’ve held myself back—not wishing to co-opt the OP’s topic, but... anyway... my late 62/early 63. Pencil date in the trem pocket, and the neck stamp say Dec 62. Neck plate indicates 1963.

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Couldn’t bring myself to simply let Jaguar porn scroll away.
Isn’t Sunburst a guarantee it’s NOT a refin?

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Post by JVG » Sun Dec 27, 2020 2:41 am

Dear me, i’m having a moment :?

Two incredibly desirable guitars. The only thing better would be having them both in the same photoshoot.

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Post by Ice Tre » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:24 am

Wow, what a beauty. I can't blame you for keeping that one til you die. But could you give it to me in your will, please? No wait... I'd be tempted to kill you lol.

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