Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
- Larry Mal
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
Yes, and the musical discussions tend to not be about Eric Clapton and such here.
For instance, right now on the Gear Page, there is a thread called "Why don't more people talk about Vivian Campbell?", whatever the fuck that means, another one called "Oh, man, did ZZ Top rip off Canned Heat" in 2022 and another one from a guy who bought his first Cure album in 2022 but didn't listen to it he seems to have bought it just because... well, I'll quote it:
"That's why I decided to buy a random album and include it in my collection, I know that it may be an absurd practice but I have found many music lovers who thought that I was ignorant of music for the simple fact of not having anything by The Cure.
Have you ever bought an album from a band you don't like just to have something from that band and they can't complain?"
So we find the Gear Page to be a weird place.
When I tell people what to get as far as Jazzmasters, I always recommend that they start with a real Jazzmaster: with the tremolo unit in the right place, and all Fender parts on there and no Gibson parts, no Tune-O-Matic bridges, no P90s, and so on.
For instance, right now on the Gear Page, there is a thread called "Why don't more people talk about Vivian Campbell?", whatever the fuck that means, another one called "Oh, man, did ZZ Top rip off Canned Heat" in 2022 and another one from a guy who bought his first Cure album in 2022 but didn't listen to it he seems to have bought it just because... well, I'll quote it:
"That's why I decided to buy a random album and include it in my collection, I know that it may be an absurd practice but I have found many music lovers who thought that I was ignorant of music for the simple fact of not having anything by The Cure.
Have you ever bought an album from a band you don't like just to have something from that band and they can't complain?"
So we find the Gear Page to be a weird place.
When I tell people what to get as far as Jazzmasters, I always recommend that they start with a real Jazzmaster: with the tremolo unit in the right place, and all Fender parts on there and no Gibson parts, no Tune-O-Matic bridges, no P90s, and so on.
Back in those days, everyone knew that if you were talking about Destiny's Child, you were talking about Beyonce, LaTavia, LeToya, and Larry.
- Play_at_Guitar
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
Damn, do you mean that my new (soon to arrive, hopefully) AMPro II may not be a "real" Jazzmaster since it comes with a different (newer) trem and a Mustang bridge? If so, I am going to really be pissed, no matter how well it might play!
I just hope I can play guitars in my next life! Maybe then there will be time to actually get good!
- Larry Mal
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
No, that's not what I said. I said that the tremolo should be in the right spot, since that length of string back there adds a lot to the sonic qualities of the Jazzmaster. It doesn't matter all that much what the tremolo is, I have a Mastery and a Descendant on mine. But it does matter where it is.Play_at_Guitar wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 9:49 amDamn, do you mean that my new (soon to arrive, hopefully) AMPro II may not be a "real" Jazzmaster since it comes with a different (newer) trem and a Mustang bridge? If so, I am going to really be pissed, no matter how well it might play!
And also, I said that it should have Fender parts (Mustang bridge) and not Gibson parts (a Tune-O-Matic).
Back in those days, everyone knew that if you were talking about Destiny's Child, you were talking about Beyonce, LaTavia, LeToya, and Larry.
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
Yes you did!! Thanks for the clarification...I might be a little dense!
I just hope I can play guitars in my next life! Maybe then there will be time to actually get good!
- Maker
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
Phew. That was a close one. You were one mod away from getting banished to TGP.Play_at_Guitar wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:07 amYes you did!! Thanks for the clarification...I might be a little dense!
- JSett
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
We don't do that around here. The only things likely to get you booted is the obvious dickish stuff like racism, sexism, misgendering, right-wing bullshit.Maker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:10 amPhew. That was a close one. You were one mod away from getting banished to TGP.Play_at_Guitar wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:07 amYes you did!! Thanks for the clarification...I might be a little dense!
Silly Rabbit, don't you know scooped mids are for kids?
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
Gonna go ahead and suggest, if you’ve never spent time with one, an affordable but great representation of these guitars can be had for a few hundred dollars in the Squiers that exist. Both the Vintage Modified and Classic Vibe examples are really pretty spot on in terms of giving you an idea what they sound/feel/play like and are easy to sell if you find out it isn’t your thing.
The VM ones mostly have rosewood boards, even. I would suggest, very strongly, that you take a look at the Vintage Modified, and you know you take a look and you’ll see that many people are saying “these guitars are a better value than anyone’s ever seen before” and they didn’t think it was possible but they made them and we play them and they *somehow fucks up miming of strumming air guitar* and they’re terrific. So you take a look at those…
The VM ones mostly have rosewood boards, even. I would suggest, very strongly, that you take a look at the Vintage Modified, and you know you take a look and you’ll see that many people are saying “these guitars are a better value than anyone’s ever seen before” and they didn’t think it was possible but they made them and we play them and they *somehow fucks up miming of strumming air guitar* and they’re terrific. So you take a look at those…
- hexes
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
Maker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:00 amYes. That is what I meant. Can somebody please help me find this Jazzmaster:s_mcsleazy wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 6:42 ammojo? oh you must mean like mojo jojo from the powerpuff girls.
i didn’t know robroe had a powerpuff guitar. oh wait, this isn’t shortscale…
- Maker
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
That was tongue in cheek, btw.johnnysomersett wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:17 amWe don't do that around here. The only things likely to get you booted is the obvious dickish stuff like racism, sexism, misgendering, right-wing bullshit.Maker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:10 amPhew. That was a close one. You were one mod away from getting banished to TGP.Play_at_Guitar wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:07 amYes you did!! Thanks for the clarification...I might be a little dense!
- Stephen_42
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
On a similar note, I think my love of metal can be attributed largely to Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.s_mcsleazy wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 7:02 ami blame the powerpuff girls for my love of breakbeats. no really, first time i remember hearing a break beat was the ppg theme (which sampled the amen break beat) and now one of my favorite artists is someone who uses the break beat in the the same way most guitar players use open strings in guitar riffs.
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
I'm interested to know what the average OSG score is on this scale. +1 for any you tick off.tamerofbantha wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:34 amwidely known or accepted TGP-isms which are mocked (deservedly so) are as follows:
* ceaseless, obsessive, or inane discussion of tone or "toan"
* any mention of Dumble (RIP, i guess) that isn't ironic or satirical in nature
* objectification of "mojo" or "feel"
* cringe AF dad jokes about how your spouse will be upset that you recently completed the acquisition of a single piece of music equipment in an unsneaky manner
* 130 page threads about how you "just don't get" relics
* use of either phrase "could care less" or "couldn't care less"
* describing your p90 gibson toan as "like getting into a bar fight" when in reality you have only seen one in a movie, once
* thinking that Joe Boanermaster or John Mayer are cool or otherwise okay
* 78 page threads about any PRS guitar, guitars, or Paul Reed Smith himself
* bragging about how your band played at a church, barbecue, or combined worship and ribs fest
* 15 page threads about how Herman's Hermits or Winger were actually visionary geniuses (these would be 90 page threads but get locked early)
For me:
- Tone/toan. Unaware of alternate spelling. Not even sure how to usefully describe guitar tone other than "i like/dislike it". +0.
- I don't know who Dumble is/was. +0.
- Mojo... I'm not Austin Powers. +0.
- Spouse jokes... I don't drive and my girlfriend has driven me places just to buy guitars. I'm tempted to call that minus one, but +0.
- I think a lot of people will have to give themselves a point here, but I honestly don't mind relics. I probably wouldn't choose one, but I get their appeal. +0.
- I do say couldn't care less, and I will fight you about why it makes much more sense as a phrase than "could care less". +1.
- I don't have a Gibson or anything with P90s, so N/A. +0
- I think Joe Bonamassa is otherwise OK. He's a much better guitarist than I'm ever likely to be, and he has a vey cool guitar collection. That's living the dream. +1
- I don't like PRS guitars. They just seem too unnecessarily fancy to me. +0
- I'm an atheist, so I'm probably unlikely to ever be invited to play at a church. Playing at a BBQ sounds fun though. Haven't done either, +0.
- I have no idea who these people/bands are. +0.
My TGP score is 2.
- JSett
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
"Could care less" doesn't make any sense at all. It's wholly grammatically incorrect and the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean. I'm with you on that one. I don't care if "that's how we say it here"... you say it wrong. Change.Stephen_42 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:45 pm- I do say couldn't care less, and I will fight you about why it makes much more sense as a phrase than "could care less". +1.
Oh, I was on +1 TGP points until I spotted the 'spouse' part. She actively encourages me to buy them so counted that as a -1
My TGP score is 0
Silly Rabbit, don't you know scooped mids are for kids?
- mcbrandt
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
I feel like a new person here on any given day wouldn’t have to go past page 1 of the threads to find one where someone asked this exact question already.
- Maker
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
I read a bunch of threads on here, but they were typically more narrowly tailored: 62 AV vs. 65 AVRI or 62 AV vs. AO, for example. Furthermore, I couldn't easily piece together what the significant differences between AV, AVRI, CS, AO based on these scattering of threads.
- JSett
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Re: Sweet spot for Jazzmasters?
AVRI 62 - thinner necks, dark pickups, vintage correct specs
AV 65 - fatter bound necks, brighter pickups, vintage correct specs
AO - even fatter necks, same pickups as AV65, modern radius and tall frets
CS - anything and everything, there's no specific spec (ie: Custom)
AV 65 - fatter bound necks, brighter pickups, vintage correct specs
AO - even fatter necks, same pickups as AV65, modern radius and tall frets
CS - anything and everything, there's no specific spec (ie: Custom)
Silly Rabbit, don't you know scooped mids are for kids?