The Pseudohagmaster

[northern_dirt]

I didn't get it till you clarified. A bit far fetched maybe 

I have a friend who does that with jokes..
no one understands them, now he lives in
Austria and barely speaks German.. so no
one understands him at all..

[the older brother]

I'll shut up.

[Pingu]

[k o y l]

i think you should call it Jazzmästarn, to honour its swedish heritage

Or a fartmaster to honour its swedish heritage as well...   (it's an international pun...)

My joke has a direct connection to the older brotha' previous signature... 

I like you new one very much btw... it inspired me a line for a song I'm working on..  so thanks ! 

[Larsson]

The project looks nice, but as mentioned above, a smaller headstock and dot inlays. Otherwise it looks really cool. Good luck with the project. 

Hallå Jazzmästar'n! Kan jag få en tolva? (Obs! med Göteborgsbrytning)

You want 12 of them?

no.

I was about to explain the joke here, but at second thought a joke is not a joke if it needs to be explained, so I'll leave it for the Swedes (it may even be a bad joke, soo....)









ah...wtf

* Jazzmästar'n is close to Hovmästa'n, wich is serving personel in a restaurant.
* en tolva = a twelve. In Sweden you use the term en fyra or en sexa (a four/a six) when ordering booze/drinks at a bar/pub/restaurant - the numbers are refering to the amount of booze (in centiliters). a twelve is ALSO speaking language for a blues song.

Do you get it?

hahaha.....

I have my desk right beside this guy at work. 

Nice forum btw. 

[the older brother]

Välkommen Larsson!

I got you in to this, right? So you better be nice and laugh at my jokes 

[Larsson]

Välkommen Larsson!

I got you in to this, right? So you better be nice and laugh at my jokes 

Yep, you are right. I should be nice since you are helping me setting up my guitar and since I will toture you with 1000 questions. 

[the older brother]

[mynameisjonas]

Hallå Jazzmästar'n! Kan jag få en tolva? (Obs! med Göteborgsbrytning)

i picture jazzmästarn as a guy in a brown turtle neck sweater, serving vinyl records to die hard jazz fans at a smokey club in the 60s.


hallå jazzmästarn! kan jag får en tolva coltrane? och en sjua mingus om det finns nåt från '64, annars tar jag vad som helst med miles davis.

[the older brother]

Hallå Jazzmästar'n! Kan jag få en tolva? (Obs! med Göteborgsbrytning)

i picture jazzmästarn as a guy in a brown turtle neck sweater, serving vinyl records to die hard jazz fans at a smokey club in the 60s.


hallå jazzmästarn! kan jag får en tolva coltrane? och en sjua mingus om det finns nåt från '64, annars tar jag vad som helst med miles davis.

aaahhh....finally someone with a sense of humour   

[chrisjedijane]

i picture jazzmästarn as a guy in a brown turtle neck sweater, serving vinyl records to die hard jazz fans at a smokey club in the 60s.


hallå jazzmästarn! kan jag får en tolva coltrane? och en sjua mingus om det finns nåt från '64, annars tar jag vad som helst med miles davis.

You pretty much just described Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh!