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jesus wept!

Post by shadowplay » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:01 am

How wrong can you get http://www.oki-ni.com/invt/mm0042red

Not sure what's worse; the price or the idea that some idiot without a guitar will stote (scottish word) about town using it as hangbag.  :'(
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Post by luau » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:07 am

That makes me think of these.
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Post by shadowplay » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:16 am

luau wrote: That makes me think of these.
at least that has a sorta kitch point and isn't more than a MIJ jazzmaster.  The big irony is that it costs more than the sixties original it rips off...that comes (shock horror) with a guitar inside.
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Post by luau » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:35 am

Oh damn. I didn't notice the price. WTF?
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Post by shadowplay » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:41 am

£650 or $1300 is a bargain  ;D  Looking roll'n'roll should have no price limits  :P
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Post by RumorsOFsurF » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:08 pm

Looks like a goddamn picnic table cloth!  :-X
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Post by StevenO » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:21 pm

I don't know, guys. I bought one of these for each my guitars and I've never played better. Of course, I don't really play my guitars, I sort of just wear them and pose for pictures. I gets the ladies.
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Post by mraphro » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:00 am

haha you too?
i thought i didnt tell anyone my secret
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Post by 1946dodge » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:12 am

This makes me wonder how a Plaid JM or Jag would look. Or maybe a plaid pickguard.
Of course I wouldnt want one, ... or would I?
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Post by shikantaza » Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:57 am

Walking down the street with this bag and white patent leather go-go boots! You'll get your ass beat for sure!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by flatfiver » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:46 am

1946dodge wrote: This makes me wonder how a Plaid JM or Jag would look. Or maybe a plaid pickguard.
Of course I wouldnt want one, ... or would I?
How about this abomination?

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Or this one?

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Yikes...
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Post by 1946dodge » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:04 pm

I didnt know that Blues Scaraceno was still around. I saw a guitar like the offset one shown that was made by Playboy Magazine. It had playmates of the month all over the front.

When I was going to grab it at GC, my son said if I played it he was going to leave the store.
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Post by Who Ran The Iron Horse? » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:52 am

flatfiver wrote: Or this one?

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Yikes...
A friend of mine is looking after that exact model at the moment. One of the ugliest things I've ever seen.
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Re: jesus wept!

Post by FireAarro » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:20 pm

flatfiver wrote:
1946dodge wrote: This makes me wonder how a Plaid JM or Jag would look. Or maybe a plaid pickguard.
Of course I wouldnt want one, ... or would I?
How about this abomination?

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I like that, actually...
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