"Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Discussion of vintage Jazzmasters, Jaguars, Bass VIs, Electric XIIs and any other offset-waist instruments.
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by cestlamort » Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:02 pm

SX hahaha

This one stings because it wasn’t some product of poor decisions from decades of poor decisions (70s or whenever) - these guitars have only been around since 2012.

Poor thing.

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Post by Futuron » Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:57 pm

Looks like it's from The Flintstones

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by MattK » Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:32 pm

yeah they really marred it

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by GreenKnee » Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:13 pm

MatthewK wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:32 pm
yeah they really marred it
:D






Can someone screenshot and post it please? I must see this monstrosity but it doesn't load for me.

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Post by Mechanical Birds » Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:28 pm

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This popped up locally on FBMP and it’s making me wanna jump off a bridge

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by X-Ray Spex » Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:43 am

GreenKnee wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:13 pm
MatthewK wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:32 pm
yeah they really marred it
:D






Can someone screenshot and post it please? I must see this monstrosity but it doesn't load for me.
Doesn't load for me either ???
''It's not what you play, it's what you play'' - Troy Van Leeuwen

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by GilmourD » Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:06 am

X-Ray Spex wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:43 am
GreenKnee wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:13 pm
MatthewK wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:32 pm
yeah they really marred it
:D






Can someone screenshot and post it please? I must see this monstrosity but it doesn't load for me.
Doesn't load for me either ???
Weird thing is if you go directly to the image's link it loads... Must not like outside linking.

I rehosted it.

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by GreenKnee » Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:53 am

GilmourD wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:06 am
I rehosted it.
Thankyou.

I wish I'd never seen it :D

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by ldp54002 » Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:06 am

Why even buy a Marrguar for that? You could hack up a Classic Vibe and get the same result for at least $1k less.

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by GilmourD » Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:43 pm

GreenKnee wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:53 am
GilmourD wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:06 am
I rehosted it.
Thankyou.

I wish I'd never seen it :D
Same!

We'll suffer together... 😭

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Post by higgsblossom » Fri Sep 29, 2023 3:36 am

ldp54002 wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:06 am
You could hack up a Classic Vibe and get the same result for at least $1k less.
I hate everything about that "mod", but one thing is genius stupidity - the output jack plate! To custom make something like that is beyond crazy.
"500€? That's the price of a J Mascis Jazzmaster!"

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Post by zip73 » Fri Sep 29, 2023 7:27 pm

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by Futuron » Fri Sep 29, 2023 8:10 pm

Minimalist? And just look at that thumb access!



MattK wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:32 pm
yeah they really marred it
They certainly didn't "Johnny" it ;D

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by Pacafeliz » Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:51 pm

Futuron wrote:
Fri Sep 29, 2023 8:10 pm
MattK wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:32 pm
yeah they really marred it
They certainly didn't "Johnny" it ;D
They did "Jimmy" it... :D
i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by Fiddy » Fri Sep 29, 2023 11:45 pm

How you gonna get past the 15th fret with that mini shark fin up there wtf?

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