Too many drums!! So...

[fibreman]

Anybody know any good drummer jokes?

My favourite is:

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

[NBarnes21]

I know some really cheesy ones


Ever hear about the drummer that graduated from high school?
Me neither. 



What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common?
They both suck without cream


How do you get a drummer to slow down?
Put sheet music in front of him

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up


Since I'm a drummer I got to throw in a guitar joke

How do you get a guitarist off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza

[Marquischacha]

I know a pretty bad one:

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.


Also guitar joke:

How many gutiarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change it and the other four to talk about how much better they coulda done it.

[Angel221]

What do you call a Drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless

[Orang Goreng]

http://www.drumjokes.com/

My favourite one has turned out to be the pacific islan/bass solo one. More a bassist joke than anything else, but still. That's the one that stuck.

Forgot about this one, actually:

• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

The punch line I knew is actually better, I think... " either the knocking speeds up or he comes in too early" . (Edited to get the actual punch line right. Too early, that was why it's funny.)

Edit: sorry, Nate, overlooked your post!

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up

[Orang Goreng]

Or, in case of drummers, just didn't understand them in the first place .

[jop]

Also guitar joke:

How many gutiarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change it and the other four to talk about how much better they coulda done it.

Hahaha! 

[fibreman]

My other favourite

How can you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

[NBarnes21]

Edit: sorry, Nate, overlooked your post!

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up

Quite alright