UGLY OFFSETS? Post Pics!

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Post by SignoftheDragon » Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:37 am

garyptaszek wrote:why no Charvel Surfcasters in here? they're fucking grim
Remind me to punch you in the gooch whenever we meet in person. :D

Actually, most of the surfcaster line (the previously posted pointy, and the newer ones with the un-gumby'd headstock) offends me deeply. The original production run ones are still tops in my book tho- best guitars ever made.
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Post by wardpike » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:37 pm

You and I could potentially be friends, "signofthedragon"... we think along the same lines.
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Post by garyptaszek » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:40 am

wardpike wrote:You and I could potentially be friends, "signofthedragon"... we think along the same lines.
ah man does that mean both of you are gonna gang punch me in the gooch? :wtf:
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Post by SignoftheDragon » Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:40 am

An illustration of Ward & myself delivering such a blow, anime-style:

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I believe "Oodama Rasengan" roughly translates to English as 'Double-Gooch-Punch'
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Post by garyptaszek » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:05 am

SignoftheDragon wrote:An illustration of Ward & myself delivering such a blow, anime-style:

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I believe "Oodama Rasengan" roughly translates to English as 'Double-Gooch-Punch'
... shit...
*leaves country*
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Post by frelonvert » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:57 pm

A legend Plexi Jassmaster ?... well...not for me, thanks.
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Take care the skons is evrywhere !
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Post by wardpike » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:07 pm

Well of course not! It doesn't have the floating tremolo, has buckers instead of JM pickups and has a blade selector switch. It will NEVER do!
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Post by Diaga » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:32 pm

I've never actually played a plastic guitar. What are they like?
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Post by Stereordinary » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:52 pm

I have a fibre-glas guitar. It fuckin' rules though.
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Post by squarewave » Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:53 am

frelonvert wrote:A legend Plexi Jassmaster ?... well...not for me, thanks.
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yikes :k
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Post by Tchiki-Steph » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:21 am

Framus is definitely a great brand but those pickguards are ugly as hell.

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Post by chnlone » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:31 am

Tchiki-Steph wrote:Framus is definitely a great brand but those pickguards are ugly as hell.

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I'm guessing they have a serious grudge against any wood being visible...
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Post by Rox » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:46 pm

Ugly?!! That's one of the coolest offsets I've seen yet that looks like it would actually play well!
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Post by wardpike » Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:46 pm

That Framus is a contender for ugliest guitar (of any sort) ever!!
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Post by bubbles » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:00 pm

fibreman wrote:
I'm the most atheist person on the planet and even I want a jesusjag.
SINNER REPENT! Hell awaits the sodomites who list this on the ugly thread!

For it is the alpha and the omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.
When it is played Jesus is literally touching your heart. He who speaks against the Jaguar of Christ is he who hath not played the Jaguar of Christ, for it is the power and glory forever and ever.

I am actually considering if the front depicts the Creation and the backside... the end of times, the rapture, "when saved individuals -- both dead and alive -- will rise up in the air and join Jesus in the sky"

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