UGLY OFFSETS? Post Pics!

[WV17dajaglover]

whats going on with the pick guard and the control plates? the plates look too big for the guard

[Rox]

I'm the most atheist person on the planet and even I want a jesusjag.

SINNER REPENT! Hell awaits the sodomites who list this on the ugly thread!

For it is the alpha and the omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.
When it is played Jesus is literally touching your heart. He who speaks against the Jaguar of Christ is he who hath not played the Jaguar of Christ, for it is the power and glory forever and ever.

I am actually considering if the front depicts the Creation and the backside... the end of times, the rapture, "when saved individuals -- both dead and alive -- will rise up in the air and join Jesus in the sky"

Look familiar ?

[I Noiseferatu]

OMG JESUS JAG..... too much hillbilly, baptist, songs of gospel shite going on.... WTF is the world come to....

Please ban anyone who has a tendency to do that from this forum, thanks. Keep it rock 'n roll.

[noisepunk]

I am actually considering if the front depicts the Creation and the backside... the end of times, the rapture, "when saved individuals -- both dead and alive -- will rise up in the air and join Jesus in the sky"

Naw, it's like Tom Petty's guitar from his Cameo on the Simpsons (youtube doesn't have it... ): the front if for Stoner Rock, the back is for christian rock...

[fibreman]

Depending on how low you strap your guitars, you would essentially be dry humping jesus in the face.

[I Noiseferatu]

Depending on how low you strap your guitars, you would essentially be dry humping jesus in the face.

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL

[wardpike]

OMG JESUS JAG..... too much hillbilly, baptist, songs of gospel shite going on.... WTF is the world come to....

Please ban anyone who has a tendency to do that from this forum, thanks. Keep it rock 'n roll.

Some of us here are Christians. Please think how remarks like that seem like bigotry. I don't recall many religious posts here ragging on those who choose other belief systems.

Seriously, mate, you may be on the brink of breaking the "no religion" talk rule here.

[I Noiseferatu]

my bad, forgive me, someone shouldn't have posted that Jesus Jag in the first place. seriously. i will withdraw my comments.

[I Noiseferatu]

I REPENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.........................

[Baconfish]

Keep it strictly Barry Gibb and everyone is fine.

[Orang Goreng]

Seriously, mate, you may be on the brink of breaking the "no religion" talk rule here.

If by "here" you mean "any other section but the misc board", you'd be correct. But we have no rule against discussing it in the misc section. Though generally those threads go nowhere, so we haven't had one in quite a while. Nothing will ever will be resolved.

[spook]

As if the guitar wasn't bad enough (sorry Kurt, Rest yr bones):

Was this not an april fools here about two years ago?!

[mongoose]

Keep it strictly Barry Gibb and everyone is fine.

Yeah, who hasn't thought about dry humping Barry Gibbs' face, right? ...hello... um....

[Baconfish]

Long hair and a high voice, it's just like a woman.


A woman with a beard.

[gishuk]

we've all been there