Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by Pumpkin » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:34 pm

It would be truly a xmas jazzmaster if ya had a tort guard with mint in place of the white layer.

Then add a Santa on sleigh sticker on the headstock near the os contour decal.

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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by 1946dodge » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:27 pm

Pumpkin, just imagine it is Christmas. You are a little kid and of course have an overwhelming desire for a shiny red Jazzmaster.
You parents say "WHAAAT, you'll deafen yourself and shoot your ear out!, Absolutely NO! Now go do your homework!".

So you spend the next few months being the best kid any parent could ever want.

Surely they will see that you should have such a fine instrument!

So Christmas eve you go to bed dripping with anticipation, but tinged with the distinct possibility that there may be no God, no Santa Claus, and worse of all, no Red JM under the tree in the morning.

Well you wake up the next morning and go downstairs and open your gifts - mostly underwear,  shoes,  canned hams, range oil - shit you could care less about .. and then your dad  says, hey Pumpkin, what is that flat box over there?

Heart pounding you tear the wrapper off and open the carton to REVEAL.......................

I'll let you finish the fantasy..
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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by JazzBlaster » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:32 pm

:o what's in the box? I have to know!  :(
It's not about the gear! It's about you, your hands, your imagination, your feelings.

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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by 1946dodge » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:36 pm

OK, i'll leave it up to you. What is in the box?
What do you think?
What would you like it to be?
Remember it is Christmas and every dream comes true....hopefully
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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by luau » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:42 pm

It's a carton of smokes. Smoke up Johnny.  :)
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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by Pumpkin » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:03 pm

A box of vipers that almost kill me,dads in the background yelling "that'll teach ya for wanting another guitar"

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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by spacecadet » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:36 pm

JazzBlaster wrote: :o what's in the box? I have to know!  :(
It's an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

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Re: Jazzmaster Mental Breakdown!

Post by JazzBlaster » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:44 pm

Oh thank god! I thought it might be snakes!  :-\
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